One Wisconsin Now

Tim Pawlenty, Minnesota's first openly-mulletted governor, is making the trip to Wisconsin later this week to visit his pals during the state GOP convo in Stevens Point. And if he speechifies as good as he interviews, it should be a raucous affair.

Consider this gem from a Saturday radio show: "I have a wife who genuinely loves to fish. I mean, she will take the lead and ask me to go out fishing, and joyfully comes here. She loves football, she'll go to hockey games, and I jokingly say, 'Now, if I could only get her to have sex with me I'd really have it made.'''

Hi-lar-ious! The poor hubby whose wife won't meet his needs -- a joke as timeless as it is classy.