Noted scientist Ron Johnson is making news over his
head-scratching declaration that sunspots, and not industry-created pollution, is
the reason for the global climate change causing historic flooding, severe heat
and cold and erratic weather events.
One Wisconsin Now has obtained a confidential blueprint
of RoJo's powerpoint presentation about his solution to the sunspot menace. We
await his release of this information, and subsequent backpedal.
The RoJo Device:
The RoJo Action Plan:
Since
RoJo, in true Sarah Palin-style, has insulated himself from having to
answer many of the media requests about his bizarre positions of the
day...or hour...he may or may not have had this to say: "Excellent."
